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11月18日 KIDS AT SCHOOLTEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?
STUDENT : Teacher ![]() TEACHER : Tell me, do you say prayers before eating ?
STUDENT : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook ! ![]() TEACHER : Why are you late ?
STUDENT : Because of the sign TEACHER : What sign? STUDENT : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow " ! ![]() TEACHER : Give me a sentence starting with "I"
STUDENT : I is... TEACHER : No, ... Always say, "I am" STUDENT : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet" TEACHER : Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
STUDENT : You told me to do it without using tables ! TEACHER : How do you spell "crocodile" ? STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L TEACHER : No, that's wrong STUDENT : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it ! TEACHER : Name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. STUDENT : Me ! 评论 (13)
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